in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
Justin Bieber at his deposition saying he was “detrimental” to his own career when he really meant “instrumental”
my penis is larger than my ego
i didnt know you were so humble
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
@scooterbraun: What you know about the #bieberface!?!? @dankanter @justinbieber lol